How to Get Laid Right

by Catherine Giordano


Matchstick man is lying (not laying) down.

This post is about how to get laid right. Also lie, and lay, and lain. Yes, this question refers to grammar. You knew that, didn’t you?

Miss Grammers is back and she instructs on the confusing lie/lay verbs—present tense, past tense, and past participle. So few people get these two verbs right. Miss Grammers must confess that even she gets them mixed up. Read the post here: The Naughty Grammarian: Lie, Lay, or Laid

 

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With this mug, you will always have the correct usage of lie and lay in your grasp.

 

 You might also want to read some of these other Miss Grammar posts.

 

The Naughty Grammarian: Fewer or Less
  

The Naughty Grammarian: Is it “titled” or “untitled”?

 

The Naughty Grammarian: Are “titled” and “untitled” Synonyms?

The Naughty Grammarian: Literally Awesome Hyperbole

The Naughty Grammarian: To Spell or Not Spell Numbers

The Naughty Grammarian: Is it Drug or Dragged?

The Naughty Grammarian: Could or Couldn’t Care Less

The Naughty Librarian: How to Use Apostrophes

 

I appear to be having a blue period. “Blue” in the sense of risqué. My last post was about nip-slips and now I’m talking about how to get laid right. Enjoy it while it lasts.