Sunday, August 9, 2015

Flamingo Flamboyance—A Poem and More

by Catherine Giordano

Pink flamingos are fabulous. I collect flamingo-themed items just because they make me feel so happy.

A group of flamingos are called a “flamboyance” Isn’t that marvelous? A group of cows is a “herd, a group of birds is a “flock, but a group of flamingos is a “flamboyance.” 

An item from my collection, a flamingo-themed fabric grocery bag from Publix (a supermarket chain), inspired me to write a poem about why I love flamingos.

I’ll start with the poem and then I’ll give some suggestions for flamingo-themed items that you could use to start a collection or that you might want to add to a collection. I’ve put the items on my wish list.

Flamingo Flamboyance--A Poem

Today I bought a fabric shopping bag
I bought it at Publix
It cost a dollar
I bought it because I thought it was beautiful
I will not use it for groceries

It is too beautiful for groceries

Its intense yellow color first caught my eye
The color of sunshine
The color of butter creamed with sugar
The color of a field of buttercups

The bottom of the bag is a cerulean blue
The color of the Caribbean sea
The color of a summer sky
The color of Paul Newman’s eyes

Lime green alligators skip along the bottom
On their stubby green legs
Grinning toothy alligator grins
Little yellow birds perched jauntily on their backs

Palm trees with saw-toothed fronds
Rise from the blue water
Green fronds edged with blue
Swaying against a butter yellow sky

Most beautiful of all
Are the pink flamingos
On a stately march across the bag
Like a parade of princesses

They lift one leg daintily
Like the outstretched pinky
Of a prim society matron
As she lifts a cup of tea to her lips

The bag is beautiful to me
It's a tableau of peace
A representation of harmony
A fantasy of escape

I sat in my New York apartment
Looking out at the cold grey streets
No money for a vacation
I could only lust for sun and release

One day, passing a store window,
I saw a shirt covered with pink flamingos
I bought this shirt
And wore it that winter
And ever since
Flamingos ensconce my yearnings


Do you want to know more about real flamingos?  Flamingos are as interesting as they are beautiful. Read about them here: Seven Reasons Why Pink Fkamingos are Absolutely Fabulous
If you want to know more about the lives of flamingos in their natural habitats, the 2-disc  DVD ser, Disneynature: The Crimson Wing - Mystery of Flamingos, is an excellent resource. 
The Crimson Wing DVD
And now for some flamingo-themed items you might like. Click below each picture for details of the item including the price.

Get the original pink flamingo lawn ornaments and the book that gives the history behind the bird named by his creator phoenicopteris ruber plasticus; a new avian species, now known to all as "Pink Plastic Flamingo."

Flamingos Splendor in the Grass
Pink Flamingo Yard Ornaments


I’ve collected some other items you might like a shower curtain (matching towels, bedspread, throw pillows, etc. are also available), an insulated tumbler, a cup which turns upside down to become a knick knack, a beach towel, and a figurine of flamingos.

Flamingo shower curtain

flamingo insulated tumbler

Flamingo beach towel

Flamingo figurine
Flamingo cup

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Finding My Niche Debunking Jesus: A Reading List

by Catherine Giordano

I have put together a brief reading list on the subject of the existence of Jesus as a resource for readers of my articles on the topic. Before I get to the reading list, I thought I'd provide a little information about how I came to be writing these articles.

I started writing on HubPages a little more than a year ago. HubPages is a platform for writers to write on whatever subject they wish. Writers can earn a small amount of money based on how many views or “clicks” they get. The earnings are nice, but they are so small that writing for HubPages is more of a hobby than a job. I always wanted to be a writer and now I am. I have developed a bit of a following and that is very gratifying to the ego.

When I first started on HubPages, the other writers were very friendly and helpful. They told me that the key to success was “find your niche.” They meant that I should find a topic that I knew something about and that I felt “passionate” about, and concentrate my efforts on that topic. For a long time, I just wrote about everything, but then I stumbled upon my niche.

I've been an atheist pretty much all my life. I've belonged to various atheist groups and I founded the Free Inquiry Society of Central Florida and was the president of the group for about 12 years. At the time, this was the only atheist group in Central Florida; now there are several. That is progress.

Since I know a lot about religion (from an atheist's vantage point) and it is a subject I am interested in, I started writing about it. I’ve been doing a lot of research about Jesus and whether or not Jesus ever existed, not as a god, but as a man. My first hub on this went viral (in a modest way) and has gotten tens of thousands of hits.  Here is the link to the article.

Like many people, and the majority of biblical scholars, I thought there was a man called Jesus in first century Judea or maybe several men whose stories were conflated. As I researched the topic I came to believe that I was wrong. It is very likely that Jesus did not exist.

There are books on both sides of this issue. Here are a few books you might like to look into. Click the links for more detailed book reviews.

Here are a few books that support the theory that Jesus did exist.

Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth
Zealot by Reza Aslan is a meticulously researched biography that challenges long-held assumptions about the man we know as Jesus of Nazareth. 
Bart Ehrman explains that the original disciples did not believe that Jesus was God—and it is not what Jesus claimed about himself. This book explains the evolution of a belief that looked very different in the fourth century than it did in the first.

 And here are a few books that support the theory that Jesus did not exist.This school of thought is relatively new. It is called mythicism.
Earl Doherty provides a richly-detailed and entertaining account of how Christianity began without an historical Jesus of Nazareth, who existed only on the pages of the Gospels. He provides a full and comprehensive survey of the early Christian record, the Pauline epistles, the gospels, the second century apologists, along with Jewish, Gnostic, and Greco-Roman documents of the time. He provides historical context with a discussion of the philosophy of the era, the pagan mystery cults, and other historical events. He was one of the first scholars of the modern mythicism school of thought. A great read for the general public and scholars alike.

On the Historicity of Jesus: Why We Might Have Reason or Doubt
Richard Carrier re-examines the whole premise that Jesus existed as a real person and concludes that the Jesus story as we know it today is a blending of the historical, mythical, and theological. Carrier finds compelling reasons to suspect that the view of many religious scholars that Jesus actually existed is incorrect.

David Fitzgerald sheds light on ten beloved Christian myths.The author gathers evidence from historians across the theological spectrum, and shows how it points to a Jesus Christ created solely through the allegorical alchemy of hope and imagination; a messiah that is a theological construct-- in short, a Christ that is pure myth.

Deconstructing Jesus
Robert Price, professor of scriptural studies at the Johnnie Colemon Theological Seminary, shows how the Jesus Christ of the gospels is very likely a fictional amalgam of several first-century prophets and messiahs, as well as of purely mythic Mystery Cult redeemers and Gnostic Aions.


Deconstucting Jesus
The Jesus Puzzle

Some people attempted to refute my thesis by Josephus and other first century writers had written about him. I researched this and found that these mentions were mainly forgeries or so vague as to be meaningless.I wrote about my findings in the following article.

New Testament scholar Robert M. Price, one of America's leading authorities on the Bible, has assembled in his book evidence that shows that almost the entire "biography of Jesus" is a conscious reworking of earlier literature.

Forged: Writing in the Name of God--Why the Bible's AuthorsAre Not Who We Think They Are
Bart Ehrman is a Biblical scholar who believes that Jesus Christ existed as a real person, but even he recognizes that many books of the New Testament are not only not written by people to whom they are attributed, but that they are deliberate forgeries.

The Christ-Myth Theory

My most recent article set out to explore the similarities between the myths and the mystery cults popular in the Roman Empire of the first century. It turns out that some of the most frequently mentioned similarities are the result of over-zealous atheists making false claims. Nonetheless, I found many similarities that were indeed true.Here is the link to the article.

I’ll add to this list of articles as fast as I can. I hope to tackle the question about how the gospels were written very soon. Stay tuned.

Writing on this topic has brought me both praise and a lot of harsh criticism. Even the mere suspicion that a historical Jesus did not exist as god or man can tumble the typical Christian’s entire worldview. This is very threatening. However, the answer to the question, “Did Jesus exist?” makes no real difference to me. It is only an intellectual puzzle. Whether the answer is yes or no, my life will not change at all. If the answer is yes, I will remain an atheist because I do not believe in God. If the answer is no, I still remain an atheist.